A police dog wanted to advance in his duties, so responded to an ad =
for work with the FBI.
"Well," said the personnel director, "You’ll have to =
meet some strict requirements.”
First, you must type at least 60 words per minute." =
Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog typed out 80 words per minute. =
"Also," says the director, "You must pass a physical =
and complete the obstacle course."
This perfect canine specimen finished the course in record time. =
"There’s one last requirement," the director continued. =
"You must be bilingual."
With confidence, the dog looked up at him and said, "Meow!" =
Dr Bob Griffin =
Knows Me, This I Love!"