A woman was =
found guilty in Traffic Court of an offense, and when asked her =
occupation she replied that she was a 3rd grade =
teacher.
The judge =
solemnly rose from the bench. “Madam, I’ve waited many =
years for a teacher like you to appear before the =
court.”
Then with a =
smile of delight he handed out the verdict: “Before you may =
leave this courtroom, I sentence you to sit down at this desk and write =
‘I will not break the speed limit’ 500 =
times.”
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"