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04/24/19 Grif.Net – Traffic Court

04/24/19 Grif.Net – Traffic Court

A woman was =
found guilty in Traffic Court of an offense, and when asked her =
occupation she replied that she was a 3rd grade =
teacher.

 

The judge =
solemnly rose from the bench.  “Madam, I’ve waited many =
years for a teacher like you to appear before the =
court.”

 

Then with a =
smile of delight he handed out the verdict:  “Before you may =
leave this courtroom, I sentence you to sit down at this desk and write =
‘I will not break the speed limit’ 500 =
times.”

 

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