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04/23/19 Grif.Net – Hilarious REAL Song Titles

04/23/19 Grif.Net – Hilarious REAL Song Titles

[Can’t =
make this up. 21 real song titles from past decades, including the =
artist on whose records they were found.]

 

Loretta =
Lynn/Conway Twitty – “You’re the Reason Our Kids Are so =
Ugly”

 

Roy Clark – =
“Thank God (and Greyhound) She’s =
Gone”

 

Gary Nunn – =
“If You Don’t Believe I Love You, Just Ask My =
Wife”

 

The Texans – =
“You Take the Medicine (I’ll Take the =
Nurse)”

 

Charlie Walker =
–  “I Wouldn’t Take Her to a Dog Fight (Even if She =
Promised to Win)”

 

Johnny Cash – =
“I’ve Been Flushed from the Bathroom of Your =
Heart”

 

Loretta Lynn =
–  “All I Want From You (Is =
Away)”

 

Statler =
Brothers – “You Can’t Have Your Kate and Edith =
Too”

 

Jimmy Buffett =
– “If the Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s =
Me”

 

Bobby Bare – =
“Drop Kick Me, Jesus (Through the Goal Post of =
Life)”

 

Mike Snider – =
“If My Nose Was Running Money (I’d Blow It All On =
You)”

 

Homer & =
Jethro – “I’ve Got Tears in My Ears From Lying on My Back in =
Bed While I Cry Over You”

 

Randy Hazlick =
– “I’d Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me (Than a Frontal =
Lobotomy)”

 

Instant =
Witness –  “I Don’t Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go =
Bowling”

 

Ruby Wright – =
“Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens (I Cried All the Way to =
Sears)”

 

Mayday Parade =
– “If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead =
Yet?”

 

Jerry Reed =
-“She Got the Gold Mine, and I Got the =
Shaft”

 

Billy Hill – =
“Too Much Month at the End of the =
Money”

 

Johnny =
Paycheck – “Thanks to the Cathouse (I’m in the Doghouse With =
You)”

 

Jerry Lee =
Lewis – “What Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made a Loser Out of =
Me)”

 

Warren Zevon – =
“If You Won’t Leave Me, I’ll Find Somebody Who =
Will”

 

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