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04/22/19 Grif.Net – Rewriting Old Songs

04/22/19 Grif.Net – Rewriting Old Songs

{Now that I’m older, those songs from my teen years may need =
slight revising]

Herman’s Hermits — “Mrs. Brown, =
You’ve Got a Lovely Walker”

Bobby Darin’s — =
"Splish, Splash, I Was Having A Flash!"

The Bee Gees — "How Can You Mend A =
Broken Hip?"

Roberta Flack — "The First Time Ever I =
Forgot Your Face!"

Johnny Nash — "I Can’t See Clearly =
Now!"

Paul Simon— =
" Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver"

The Commodores — "Once, Twice, Three =
times to the Bathroom!"

Procol Harem— "A Whiter Shade Of =
Hair!"

Leo Sayer =
— "You Make Me Feel Like Napping!"

The Temptations — "Papa’s Got A Kidney =
Stone!"

Abba— =
"Denture Queen!"

Tony Orlando — "Knock 3 Times On The =
Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall!"

Helen Reddy — "I Am Woman; Hear Me =
Snore!"

Leslie =
Gore— "It’s My Procedure, and I’ll Cry If I Want To!" =

Willie Nelson — =
"On the Commode Again!"

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"