{Now that I’m older, those songs from my teen years may need =
slight revising]
Herman’s Hermits — “Mrs. Brown, =
You’ve Got a Lovely Walker”
Bobby Darin’s — =
"Splish, Splash, I Was Having A Flash!"
The Bee Gees — "How Can You Mend A =
Broken Hip?"
Roberta Flack — "The First Time Ever I =
Forgot Your Face!"
Johnny Nash — "I Can’t See Clearly =
Now!"
Paul Simon— =
" Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver"
The Commodores — "Once, Twice, Three =
times to the Bathroom!"
Procol Harem— "A Whiter Shade Of =
Hair!"
Leo Sayer =
— "You Make Me Feel Like Napping!"
The Temptations — "Papa’s Got A Kidney =
Stone!"
Abba— =
"Denture Queen!"
Tony Orlando — "Knock 3 Times On The =
Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall!"
Helen Reddy — "I Am Woman; Hear Me =
Snore!"
Leslie =
Gore— "It’s My Procedure, and I’ll Cry If I Want To!" =
Willie Nelson — =
"On the Commode Again!"
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"