A Texan rancher headed to Australia for a vacation. There he met an =
Aussie farmer and got talking.
The Aussie showed off his big wheat field and the Texan said, =
"Oh, we have wheat fields that are at least twice as large". =
Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie showed off his =
herd of cattle. The Texan immediately replied, "We have longhorns =
that are at least twice as large as your cows". =
The conversation had almost died off when the Texan saw a herd of =
kangaroos hopping through the field. He asked, "And what are =
those"? The Aussie retorted with an incredulous look, "Don’t =
you have any grasshoppers in Texas"?
Dr Bob Griffin =
Knows Me, This I Love!"