Jim Augustin =
sends ten truly terrible puns and word plays on the “ONE-th of =
every MONth”. Occasionally I have “borrowed” a =
pun or two for my meager offerings. But April 2019 from Jim was =
worth forwarding to you in total, as March Madness morphs into April =
Foolishness. Hat tip to a master punster and to Beth for linking =
me to his work.
1. While =
puns make you numb, math puns make you number.
2. I =
can’t count how many times I failed math in =
3. There =
are four kinds of people in the world…those who can count and those =
One fifth of people are two tense.
5. Mom =
said, stop speaking in numbers (in other words…figuratively), but I =
said I don’t 1 2.
6. A =
Roman walked into a bar. He held up two fingers, and they brought him =
7. To =
the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing. I hate negative =
numbers and will stop at nothing to avoid them.
(All this Reminds me =
of a Bumper Sticker Scene….Just Say No to =
There’s a fine line between the numerator and the =
I’ll do algebra, trig, and even statistics, but graphing is =
where I draw the line.
10. Not =
all math puns are terrible, just sum.
Dr Bob Griffin =
Knows Me, This I Love!"