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04/08/19 Grif.Net – Numbered, Numbered and Wanting

04/08/19 Grif.Net – Numbered, Numbered and Wanting

Jim Augustin =
sends ten truly terrible puns and word plays on the “ONE-th of =
every MONth”.  Occasionally I have “borrowed” a =
pun or two for my meager offerings.  But April 2019 from Jim was =
worth forwarding to you in total, as March Madness morphs into April =
Foolishness.  Hat tip to a master punster and to Beth for linking =
me to his work.

 

1.  While =
puns make you numb, math puns make you number.

  &nb=
sp;     

2.  I =
can’t count how many times I failed math in =
school.

 

3.  There =
are four kinds of people in the world…those who can count and those =
who can’t.

 

4. =
  One fifth of people are two tense.

 

5.  Mom =
said, stop speaking in numbers (in other words…figuratively), but I =
said I don’t 1 2.

 

6.  A =
Roman walked into a bar. He held up two fingers, and they brought him =
five beers.

 

7.  To =
the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.  I hate negative =
numbers and will stop at nothing to avoid them.

  (All this Reminds me =
of a Bumper Sticker Scene….Just Say No to =
Negativity!)

  

8.  =
There’s a fine line between the numerator and the =
denominator.   

  

9.  =
 I’ll do algebra, trig, and even statistics, but graphing is =
where I draw the line.

 

10.  Not =
all math puns are terrible, just sum.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"