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04/04/19 Grif.Net – Questions for Kids (and Adults)

04/04/19 Grif.Net – Questions for Kids (and Adults)

Q: When is the best time to buy potting soil?

A: When a sale makes it dirt cheap.

 

Q: What sort of television programs focus on migrating water =
fowl?

A: Duckumentaries

Q: What do you call a neighborhood where =
several authors live?

A: A writers’ block.

 

Q: Where do sheep get their hair cut?

A: At the baa baa shop.

Q: How can you get a room at a =
hospital?

A: You have to be patient.

 

Q: Which fish is easily scanned at the store checkout?
A: The =
barracoda.

Q: What would =
you name a sushi bar that caters to lawyers?

A: =
Sosumi.

 

Q: Where can =
you get deals for buying mustard?

A: On =
Groupoupon.

 

Q: What =
happened when the senate tried to pass a resolution to ban alcohol =
again?

A: It was met =
with a chorus of booze.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

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www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"