Q: When is the best time to buy potting soil?
A: When a sale makes it dirt cheap.
Q: What sort of television programs focus on migrating water =
fowl?
A: Duckumentaries
Q: What do you call a neighborhood where =
several authors live?
A: A writers’ block.
Q: Where do sheep get their hair cut?
A: At the baa baa shop.
Q: How can you get a room at a =
hospital?
A: You have to be patient.
Q: Which fish is easily scanned at the store checkout?
A: The =
barracoda.
Q: What would =
you name a sushi bar that caters to lawyers?
A: =
Sosumi.
Q: Where can =
you get deals for buying mustard?
A: On =
Groupoupon.
Q: What =
happened when the senate tried to pass a resolution to ban alcohol =
again?
A: It was met =
with a chorus of booze.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
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www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"