Good News: You =
baptized seven people today in the river.
Bad News: You =
lost two of them in the swift current.
Good News: The =
Women’s Guild voted to send you a get-well card.
Bad News: The =
vote passed by 31-30.
Good News: The =
Elder Board accepted your job description the way you wrote =
it.
Bad News: They =
were so inspired by it, they also formed a search committee to find =
somebody capable of filling the position.
Good News: You =
finally found a choir director who approaches things exactly the same =
way you do.
Bad News: The =
choir mutinied.
Good News: =
Mrs. Jones is wild about your sermons.
Bad News: Mrs. =
Jones is also wild about the "Simpsons," "Beavis and =
Butthead" and "Texas Chain Saw =
Massacre."
Good News: =
Your women’s softball team finally won a game.
Bad News: They =
beat your men’s softball team.
Good News: The =
trustees finally voted to add more church =
parking.
Bad News: They =
are going to blacktop the front lawn of the =
parsonage.
Good News: =
Church attendance rose dramatically the last three =
weeks.
Bad News: You =
were on vacation.
Good News: =
Your deacons want to send you to the Holy Land.
Bad News: They =
are stalling until the next war.
Good News: =
Your biggest critic just left your church.
Bad News: He =
has been appointed the Head Bishop of your =
denomination.
Good News: The =
youth in your church come to your house for a surprise =
visit.
Bad News: It’s =
in the middle of the night and they are armed with toilet paper, plastic =
forks, and shaving cream to "decorate" your =
house.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"