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03/27/19 Grif.Net – Good/Bad News for the Pastor

03/27/19 Grif.Net – Good/Bad News for the Pastor

Good News: You =
baptized seven people today in the river.

Bad News: You =
lost two of them in the swift current.

 

Good News: The =
Women’s Guild voted to send you a get-well card.

Bad News: The =
vote passed by 31-30.

 

Good News: The =
Elder Board accepted your job description the way you wrote =
it.

Bad News: They =
were so inspired by it, they also formed a search committee to find =
somebody capable of filling the position.

 

Good News: You =
finally found a choir director who approaches things exactly the same =
way you do.

Bad News: The =
choir mutinied.

 

Good News: =
Mrs. Jones is wild about your sermons.

Bad News: Mrs. =
Jones is also wild about the "Simpsons," "Beavis and =
Butthead" and "Texas Chain Saw =
Massacre."

 

Good News: =
Your women’s softball team finally won a game.

Bad News: They =
beat your men’s softball team.

 

Good News: The =
trustees finally voted to add more church =
parking.

Bad News: They =
are going to blacktop the front lawn of the =
parsonage.

 

Good News: =
Church attendance rose dramatically the last three =
weeks.

Bad News: You =
were on vacation.

 

Good News: =
Your deacons want to send you to the Holy Land.

Bad News: They =
are stalling until the next war.

 

Good News: =
Your biggest critic just left your church.

Bad News: He =
has been appointed the Head Bishop of your =
denomination.

 

Good News: The =
youth in your church come to your house for a surprise =
visit.

Bad News: It’s =
in the middle of the night and they are armed with toilet paper, plastic =
forks, and shaving cream to "decorate" your =
house.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"