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03/18/19 Grif.Net – For the Leftover Irish in You

03/18/19 Grif.Net – For the Leftover Irish in You

[With St =
Patrick’s Day on a Sunday this year, many missed an opportunity =
for low-quality ethnically-unoffensive Irish =
jokes]

 

My family came =
to America during the Potato Famine or as we liked to call it, the first =
episode of Starch Trek.

 

A psychic told =
me to move to Ireland since their capital city was the fasting-growing =
in the world, Dublin every year.


I made my =
gal a corsage of four leaf clovers and poison ivy to be sure she would =
have a rash of good luck. =

 

I did tell her not to iron it, though – you don’t want to press your =
luck.

 

How does every Irish joke start? By looking over your shoulder. =

 

What’s long and green and has a low I.Q.?  Every St. Patrick’s =
Day Parade.

 

Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland? He couldn’t =
afford plane fare.

 

Grandpa told me “If you’re lucky enough to be Irish, you’re =
lucky enough!”

 

Most Irish =
puns are O’ffensive so I’ll quit right =
here.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"