03/18/19 Grif.Net – For the Leftover Irish in You

03/18/19 Grif.Net – For the Leftover Irish in You

[With St =
Patrick’s Day on a Sunday this year, many missed an opportunity =
for low-quality ethnically-unoffensive Irish =


My family came =
to America during the Potato Famine or as we liked to call it, the first =
episode of Starch Trek.


A psychic told =
me to move to Ireland since their capital city was the fasting-growing =
in the world, Dublin every year.

I made my =
gal a corsage of four leaf clovers and poison ivy to be sure she would =
have a rash of good luck. =


I did tell her not to iron it, though – you don’t want to press your =


How does every Irish joke start? By looking over your shoulder. =


What’s long and green and has a low I.Q.?  Every St. Patrick’s =
Day Parade.


Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland? He couldn’t =
afford plane fare.


Grandpa told me “If you’re lucky enough to be Irish, you’re =
lucky enough!”


Most Irish =
puns are O’ffensive so I’ll quit right =



Dr Bob Griffin = =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"