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02/27/19 Grif.Net – A Dozen MORE Elephant jokes

02/27/19 Grif.Net – A Dozen MORE Elephant jokes

[Bringing a =
new generation up-to-speed on jokes their grandparent’s rolled =
their eyes at]

 

Q: How do you =
make an elephant float?
A: Well, start with a dead elephant, 10 tons =
of ice-cream, and lots of root beer

 

Q: Why do =
ducks have flat feet?
A: From stamping out forest fires. =

 

Q: Why do =
elephants have flat feet?
A: From stamping out flaming ducks. =

 

Q: What time =
is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A: Time to get a new =
fence

 

Q: Why do =
elephants paint the soles of their feet brown?
A: So that they can =
hide upside-down in bowls of gravy.

 

Q: Have you =
ever found an elephant in your gravy?
A: No? Well, it must =
work.

 

Q: What do you =
call any elephant who is an expert on skin disorders?
A: A =
pachydermatologist.

 

Q: How do you =
stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit card. =

 

Q: Why don’t =
you go into the jungle between 3 and 4 am?
A: Because the elephants =
are jumping from the trees.

 

Q: Why are =
pygmies so short?
A: Because they went into the jungle between 3 and =
4 am.

 

Q: =
What’s that red stuff between elephants toes?
A: Slow pygmies. =

 

Q: What is =
beautiful, gray, 3 tons and wears glass slippers?
A: Cinderelephant. =

 

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