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02/26/19 Grif.Net – Elementary Money Lessons

02/26/19 Grif.Net – Elementary Money Lessons

[Ten jokes/riddles about money for the grade-school =
crowd]

 

Q: Why did the girl hide her money in the freezer? =

A: She wanted cold hard cash!

 

Q: When does it rain money?

A: When there is "change" in the weather. =

 

Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a =
Leprechaun?

A: They’re always a little short.

 

Q: Why don’t cows have any money?

A: Because farmers milk them dry.

 

Q: How much money does a skunk have?

A: One scent!

 

Q: When do you feel stuck with your debt?
A: When you can’t =
budge it.

 

Q: Why is dough another word for money?

A: Because everyone kneads it.

 

Q: What do fish use for money?

A: Sand dollars!

 

Q: Where does a fish keep his money

A: In the River Bank.

Son: "Mom can I get twenty bucks" =

Mom: “Does it look like I am made of =
money?”

Son: "Well, isn’t that what M.O.M stands for?" =

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

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