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02/21/19 Grif.Net – A Dozen Elephant Jokes

02/21/19 Grif.Net – A Dozen Elephant Jokes

[Found out =
there was a whole generation of grandkids who didn’t know what an =
“elephant joke” was.  Sad.  So we will have a =
couple grif.net blogs devoted to some of the worst of the =
worst.]

Q: Why did the =
Elephant stand on the marshmallow?
A: So she wouldn’t fall in the =
hot chocolate.

 

Q: How do you =
get down from an elephant?
A: You don’t. You get down from a duck. =

 

Q: What’s grey =
and white on the inside and red and white on the outside?
A: =
Campbell’s Cream of Elephant soup.

 

Q: How do you =
get an elephant out of a tree?
A: Stand it on a leaf and wait ’till =
autumn.

 

Q: Why did the =
elephant cross the road?
A: Chicken’s day off. =

 

Q: What was =
the elephant doing on the road, anyway?
A: About 5 =
mph

 

Q: How do you =
know if there is an elephant in your fridge?
A: Footprints in the =
butter.

 

Q. Why do =
elephants wear tiny green hats?

A. To sneak =
across a pool table without being seen.

 

Q: How do you =
know if there is an elephant hiding under your bed?
A: Your nose is =
touching the ceiling.

 

Q: Why do =
elephants wear sandals?
A: So that they don’t sink in the sand. =

 

Q: Why do =
ostriches stick their head in the sand?
A: To look for the elephants =
who forgot to wear their sandals.

 

Q: Have you =
heard about the elephant with diarrhea?

A: Yes. =
It’s all over town.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
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"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"