[FREE ADVICE =
ON VALENTINE’S DAY from Dr. Bob. You’re =
welcome.]
*There are two =
ways to handle a woman. Nobody knows either of =
them.
*Never argue =
with your wife when she’s tired . . . or when she’s =
rested.
*All marriages =
are happy. It’s trying to live together after the ceremony that causes =
all the problems.
*When your =
daughter brings over her boyfriend, don’t worry about the noise they =
make. Worry about the long periods of silence.
*If "I =
am" is the shortest sentence in the English language, is "I =
do" the longest sentence?
*When a man =
has words with his wife, she probably has paragraphs for =
him.
*The three =
most important words to a woman on her wedding day are the aisle, the =
altar, and the hymn. Don’t say that too fast: aisle alter hymn, =
aisle altar hymn.
*Marriage =
means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
*When a man =
brings a woman flowers for no reason, there’s a =
reason.
*Alimony is =
the wages of sin.
*Don’t sow =
wild oats on a date Saturday night, then go to church on Sunday to pray =
for crop failure.
and =
finally,
*Love may be =
blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"