[On the first =
weekday of each month we share word-play and puns of the =
finest-kind]
After his gig =
on Star Wars, Darth drove a city cab. Then the IRS charged him with =
being a Taxi Vader.
My friend Tina was killed in a freak accident when one of the =
golden arches at a McDonald’s fell on her. As her dying message, =
she texted, “Don’t cry for me. Arch on =
Tina”.
An Astronaut’=
;s wife asked her sick husband how he felt. He said “Oh, =
I’ll be up and around in no time at =
all.”
Some people =
say that I’m really cheap. I’m just not buying =
it.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"