[Great =
comedians have compiled humor about husband/wife and marriage. Feel free =
to borrow one from their list for your status =
update]
My wife and I =
have the secret to making our marriage last: Two times a week, we go to =
a nice restaurant for some good food and relaxation. She goes on =
Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
We also sleep =
in separate beds. Hers is in Florida and mine is in =
Cincinnati.
I take my wife =
everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
I asked my =
wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I =
haven’t been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the =
kitchen.
We always hold =
hands. If I let go, she shops. Her idea of a little “R & =
R” is “restaurant” and =
“retail”.
She has an =
electric blender, electric toaster, and, electric bread maker. Then she =
said, "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" =
So I bought her an electric chair.
My wife told =
me the car wasn’t running well because there was water in the =
carburetor. I asked where the car was. She replied, “I =
backed it into the pool."
I haven’t =
spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt =
her.
The last fight =
was my fault. My wife asked, "What’s on the TV?" I said, =
"Dust!"
Remember….Mar=
riage is the number one cause of divorce. Statistically, 100% of all =
divorces started with marriage.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"