[Is the new =
year already boring and hum-drum? Here are some fun activities for you =
to try to bring excitement and fun into your life at the office, at home =
or just about anywhere]
1) At lunch =
time, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at =
passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Tell your =
children over dinner. "Due to the rise in natural gas prices, we =
are going to have to let one of you go."
3) Every time =
someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with =
4) Put your =
garbage can on your desk and label it =
5) Finish all =
your emails and tweets with "In accordance with the =
6) As often as =
possible, skip rather than walk.
7) Specify =
that your drive-through order is "to =
8) Every time =
you see a broom, yell "Honey, your mother is =
9) Put =
mosquito netting around your cubicle. Change your ring tone to play =
10) Call the =
psychic hotline and don’t say anything.
Bonus: When =
the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I =
~~ANSWERS to “Which State was =
1. FIRST state =
with a public county library?
2. FIRST =
state with a national park?
3. FIRST state with full suffrage for =
4. FIRST =
state with a national monument?
5. FIRST =
state with an elected woman governor?
6. FIRST =
state with a national forest?
7. FIRST =
state with a J.C. Penney store?
8. FIRST =
state with a building made from fossilized dinosaur =
9. FIRST =
state with a female Justice of the Peace?
10. FIRST =
state with evening lighted football game?
Bonus: FIRST =
state with a “dude ranch”?
Dr Bob Griffin =
firstname.lastname@example.org www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =