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01/04/19 Grif.Net – New Year Fun

01/04/19 Grif.Net – New Year Fun

[Is the new =
year already boring and hum-drum? Here are some fun activities for you =
to try to bring excitement and fun into your life at the office, at home =
or just about anywhere]

 

1) At lunch =
time, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at =
passing cars. See if they slow down.

 

2) Tell your =
children over dinner. "Due to the rise in natural gas prices, we =
are going to have to let one of you go."

 

3) Every time =
someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with =
that.

 

4) Put your =
garbage can on your desk and label it =
"IN."

 

5) Finish all =
your emails and tweets with "In accordance with the =
prophecy."

 

6) As often as =
possible, skip rather than walk.

 

7) Specify =
that your drive-through order is "to =
go."

 

8) Every time =
you see a broom, yell "Honey, your mother is =
here!"

 

9) Put =
mosquito netting around your cubicle. Change your ring tone to play =
jungle sounds..

 

10) Call the =
psychic hotline and don’t say anything.

 

Bonus: When =
the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I =
Won!"

 

~~ANSWERS to “Which State was =
First?” quiz

1. FIRST state =
with a public county library?

Wyoming, 1886

 

2. FIRST =
state with a national park?

Wyoming, =
1872

 

3. FIRST state with full suffrage for =
women?

Wyoming, 1869

 

4. FIRST =
state with a national monument?

Wyoming, 1906

 

5. FIRST =
state with an elected woman governor?

Wyoming, 1925

 

6. FIRST =
state with a national forest?

Wyoming, 1891

 

7. FIRST =
state with a J.C. Penney store?

Wyoming, 1902

 

8. FIRST =
state with a building made from fossilized dinosaur =
bones?

Wyoming, 1932

 

9. FIRST =
state with a female Justice of the Peace?

Wyoming, 1870

 

10. FIRST =
state with evening lighted football game?

Wyoming, 1925

 

Bonus: FIRST =
state with a “dude ranch”?

Wyoming, 1904

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"