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01/02/19 Grif.Net – PUns again

01/02/19 Grif.Net – PUns again

[On the first =
weekday of each month we try to share some top-shelf puns and =
word-plays.  Sadly, this month again the ladder was too =
short.]

 

I got my wife a “Get better soon” card.  She’s =
not sick or anything, but figure she could definitely get =
better.

I Googled "how to start a wildfire". I got 48,500 matches. =

 

Fear of Giants =
=3D Feefiiphobia

 

I hear the =
world tongue-twister champion has been found guilty of cheating. =
Apparently they’re going to give him a really hard sentence.

 

If the women =
in Nepal prefer dogs for pets, what can a cat man do?  =

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"