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12/14/18 Grif.Net – Survivor

12/14/18 Grif.Net – Survivor

There was a =
perfect man who met a perfect woman.  After a perfect courtship, =
they had a perfect wedding.  Their life together was, of course, =
perfect.

 

One snowy, =
stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a winding =
road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress.  Being =
the perfect couple, they stopped to help.  There stood Santa Claus =
with a huge bundle of toys.  Not wanting to disappoint any children =
on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys =
into their vehicle.

 

Soon they were =
driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions =
deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an =
accident.  Only one of them survived the =
accident.

 

Who was the =
survivor?  (scroll down for the answer)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The perfect =
woman.

Everyone knows =
there is no such thing as Santa Claus or a perfect =
man.

 

 

Corollary =
~~

If there is no =
perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been =
driving.  This explains why there was a car =
accident.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"