There was a =
perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, =
they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, =
perfect.
One snowy, =
stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a winding =
road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being =
the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus =
with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children =
on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys =
into their vehicle.
Soon they were =
driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions =
deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an =
accident. Only one of them survived the =
accident.
Who was the =
survivor? (scroll down for the answer)
The perfect =
woman.
Everyone knows =
there is no such thing as Santa Claus or a perfect =
man.
Corollary =
~~
If there is no =
perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been =
driving. This explains why there was a car =
accident.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"