[Not sure what =
grade the students got with these answers]
Teacher: What =
math term describes a kettle of boiling water on top of a =
mountain?
Student: =
A high-pot-in-use.
Teacher: How =
did Christopher Columbus finance his way to the new =
land?
Student: =
With his Discover Card
Teacher: What =
do you call a geographic guide to Alcatraz?
Student: =
A con-tour map.
Teacher: Why =
do paper maps never win at poker?
Student: =
Because they always fold.
Teacher: What =
state gets the highest grades?
Student: =
Alabama has 4 A’s and 1 B
Teacher: Where =
is it always 90 degrees, but never warm?
Student: =
The North and South Poles.
Teacher: What =
do you call the little rivers that flow into the =
Nile?
Student: =
Juveniles
Teacher: =
What’s in the middle of every ocean?
Student: =
The letter “E”
Teacher: Which =
has the higher IQ, latitude or longitude?
Student: =
Longitude; it’s got 360 degrees!
Teacher: Where =
were you born?
Student: =
Wisconsin
Teacher: Which =
part?
Student: What =
do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in =
Wisconsin.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
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"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"