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12/10/18 Grif.Net – Overheard in Geography Class

12/10/18 Grif.Net – Overheard in Geography Class

[Not sure what =
grade the students got with these answers]

 

Teacher: What =
math term describes a kettle of boiling water on top of a =
mountain?

Student:  =
A high-pot-in-use.

 

Teacher: How =
did Christopher Columbus finance his way to the new =
land?

Student:  =
With his Discover Card

 

Teacher: What =
do you call a geographic guide to Alcatraz?

Student:  =
A con-tour map.

 

Teacher: Why =
do paper maps never win at poker?

Student:  =
Because they always fold.

 

Teacher: What =
state gets the highest grades?

Student:  =
Alabama has 4 A’s and 1 B

 

Teacher: Where =
is it always 90 degrees, but never warm?

Student:  =
The North and South Poles.

 

Teacher: What =
do you call the little rivers that flow into the =
Nile?

Student:  =
Juveniles

 

Teacher: =
What’s in the middle of every ocean?

Student:  =
The letter “E”

 

Teacher: Which =
has the higher IQ, latitude or longitude?

Student:  =
Longitude; it’s got 360 degrees!

 

Teacher: Where =
were you born?

Student: =
Wisconsin

Teacher: Which =
part?

Student: What =
do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in =
Wisconsin.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

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Love!"