[Signs that I =
just might have eaten too much for Thanksgiving . . . =
]
*Paramedics =
had to bring in the ‘Jaws of Life’ late last night to pry me =
out of my Lazy-Boy
*The doctor =
told me my weight would be perfect . . . for a man 17 feet =
tall
*Scientists =
said I am responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth’s =
axis
.
*The potatoes =
used at our dinner set off another famine in =
Ireland
.
*I received a =
Sumo Wrestler application in my e-mail
.
*I set off 3 =
earthquake seismographs with my morning jog =
today
*My =
blood-sugar test yielded only gravy
*Representative=
s from the Butterball Hall of Fame have already called twice =
today
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"