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11/23/18 Grif.Net – Thanksgiving (part 5)

11/23/18 Grif.Net – Thanksgiving (part 5)

[Signs that I =
just might have eaten too much for Thanksgiving . . . =
]

 

*Paramedics =
had to bring in the ‘Jaws of Life’ late last night to pry me =
out of my Lazy-Boy

 

*The doctor =
told me my weight would be perfect . . . for a man 17 feet =
tall

 

*Scientists =
said I am responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth’s =
axis

.

*The potatoes =
used at our dinner set off another famine in =
Ireland

.

*I received a =
Sumo Wrestler application in my e-mail

.

*I set off 3 =
earthquake seismographs with my morning jog =
today

 

*My =
blood-sugar test yielded only gravy

 

*Representative=
s from the Butterball Hall of Fame have already called twice =
today

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"