[More question =
for the grandkids coming next week. Some old, some =
new.]
What do you =
call grandpa when he finds there is no bread in the =
morning?
Lack toast =
intolerant
Why did the =
newborn baby miss his umbilical cord?
He had grown =
attached to it
What do you =
say of a person who dies drinking a gallon of =
varnish?
A horrible end =
but a beautiful finish
How do you =
stop bacon from curling in the pan?
Take away =
their little brooms
What happens =
when you witness a shipwreck?
You just let =
it sink in
Why =
don’t blind people go skydiving?
It scares =
their dogs too much
What’s =
the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu =
Dhabi?
People from =
Dubai don’t like Flintstones but people from Abu Dhabi =
do
What would =
bears be without bees?
Ears=
What do you =
call a belt made from old watches?
A waist of =
time
What do you =
know about Switzerland?
Not much, but =
their flag is a big plus
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"