11/15/18 Grif.Net – Unattributed Quotations

11/15/18 Grif.Net – Unattributed Quotations

[Here is an =
assortment of odd unattributed quotations I found in my files that may =
bring you a smile:]


"No man =
has ever been shot while doing the dishes, mopping floors, or taking out =
the trash."


"When all =
is said and done, it’s the politicians who say it all, and the taxpayers =
who get it all done."


Why, my nylons run more than I do."


"I often =
stop by the vegetable market to get caught up on gossip. Gardeners know =
all the dirt."


"Lord, =
help me be the person my dog thinks I am."


"This =
summer I fought the lawn and the lawn won."


"I don’t =
suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of =



Dr Bob Griffin = =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"