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11/15/18 Grif.Net – Unattributed Quotations

11/15/18 Grif.Net – Unattributed Quotations

[Here is an =
assortment of odd unattributed quotations I found in my files that may =
bring you a smile:]

 

"No man =
has ever been shot while doing the dishes, mopping floors, or taking out =
the trash."

 

"When all =
is said and done, it’s the politicians who say it all, and the taxpayers =
who get it all done."

 

"Exercise?=
Why, my nylons run more than I do."

 

"I often =
stop by the vegetable market to get caught up on gossip. Gardeners know =
all the dirt."

 

"Lord, =
help me be the person my dog thinks I am."

 

"This =
summer I fought the lawn and the lawn won."

 

"I don’t =
suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of =
it."

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"