[Going to have =
grandkids here next week, so have to get ready with some great questions =
to keep them entertained. Or I’ll use =
these.]
Why does Waldo =
wear a striped shirt?
He =
doesn’t want to be spotted
What is orange =
and sounds like a parrot?
A =
carrot
Why was the =
snowman in the grocery store looking at bags of =
carrots?
Picking his =
nose.
What did the =
x-ray of the child’s stomach that showed he swallow 6 plastic =
horses tell the doctor?
His condition =
was stable.
Why do teenage =
girls walk in groups of three?
Because they =
can’t even
Why should you =
avoid eating a clock?
It’s too =
time consuming
What do you =
call the poorest neighborhood in Rome?
A =
spaghetto
What did the =
dentist receive for being named ‘best dentist of the =
year’?
Only a little =
plaque
Why do =
penguins walked softly?
Because they =
can’t walk hardly
When does a =
‘dad joke’ become a ‘bad =
joke’?
When =
it’s apparent
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"