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11/14/18 Grif.Net – Questions

11/14/18 Grif.Net – Questions

[Going to have =
grandkids here next week, so have to get ready with some great questions =
to keep them entertained.  Or I’ll use =
these.]

Why does Waldo =
wear a striped shirt?

He =
doesn’t want to be spotted

 

What is orange =
and sounds like a parrot?

A =
carrot

 

Why was the =
snowman in the grocery store looking at bags of =
carrots?

Picking his =
nose.

 

What did the =
x-ray of the child’s stomach that showed he swallow 6 plastic =
horses tell the doctor?

His condition =
was stable.

 

Why do teenage =
girls walk in groups of three?

Because they =
can’t even

 

Why should you =
avoid eating a clock?

It’s too =
time consuming

 

What do you =
call the poorest neighborhood in Rome?

A =
spaghetto

 

What did the =
dentist receive for being named ‘best dentist of the =
year’?

Only a little =
plaque

 

Why do =
penguins walked softly?

Because they =
can’t walk hardly

 

When does a =
‘dad joke’ become a ‘bad =
joke’?

When =
it’s apparent

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"