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11/12/18 Grif.Net – Veterans Day Humor

11/12/18 Grif.Net – Veterans Day Humor

DID YOU HEAR . =
. .

 

About the =
cadet that said bad things about West Point?

He was =
expelled for being rotten to the corps.

 

About the lady =
who saw a sign at the movies that said 50 cents for =
servicemen?

She paid $5.00 =
and asked for six paratroopers and four marines.

 

About the =
soldier who came to his chaplain and wanted to get something off his =
chest?

Seems he =
needed the name of a girl changed on a tattoo.

 

About the old =
salt who was asked if his tattoos were permanent or would they wash off =
in a bath?

He apologized =
and admitted that he couldn’t say for sure.

 

About the =
recruit who finished Basic Training then went on a furlong instead of a =
furlough?

He went as =
"fur" away as he could for as "long" as they’d let =
him.

 

About the WAC =
who fell in love with 14 guys in Charlie =
Company?

She said it =
was just a platoonic relationship.

 

About the =
fellow who admitted that he remained just a private during the =
war?

So Diogenes =
blew out his lamp and headed home.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"