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10/31/18 Grif.Net – Clean Halloween Jokes

10/31/18 Grif.Net – Clean Halloween Jokes

Q: While =
chickens cross the road, why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross it? =

A: It had no =
guts.

 

Q: What do you =
use to mend a jack-o-lantern?

A: A pumpkin =
patch.

 

Q: What do you =
get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? =

A: Pumpkin pi. =

 

Q: What did a =
Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin?

A: Cut it =
out.

 

Q: What is a =
pumpkin’s favorite sport?

A: =
Squash.

 

Q: Why do =
Jack-o-lanterns have smiles?

A: Because =
they just had their brains scooped out.

 

Q: What night =
this year passes up October 31st as the scariest night of the =
year?

A: November =
6th.

 

Q: Why did the =
Jack-o-lantern go to an AA meeting?

A: It fell off =
the wagon

 

Q: How did the =
jack-o-lantern win the science prize?

A: All of a =
sudden a light went on in its head.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"