10/31/18 Grif.Net – Clean Halloween Jokes

10/31/18 Grif.Net – Clean Halloween Jokes

Q: While =
chickens cross the road, why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross it? =

A: It had no =


Q: What do you =
use to mend a jack-o-lantern?

A: A pumpkin =


Q: What do you =
get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? =

A: Pumpkin pi. =


Q: What did a =
Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin?

A: Cut it =


Q: What is a =
pumpkin’s favorite sport?

A: =


Q: Why do =
Jack-o-lanterns have smiles?

A: Because =
they just had their brains scooped out.


Q: What night =
this year passes up October 31st as the scariest night of the =

A: November =


Q: Why did the =
Jack-o-lantern go to an AA meeting?

A: It fell off =
the wagon


Q: How did the =
jack-o-lantern win the science prize?

A: All of a =
sudden a light went on in its head.



Dr Bob Griffin

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =