Q: While =
chickens cross the road, why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross it? =
A: It had no =
guts.
Q: What do you =
use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
A: A pumpkin =
patch.
Q: What do you =
get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? =
A: Pumpkin pi. =
Q: What did a =
Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin?
A: Cut it =
out.
Q: What is a =
pumpkin’s favorite sport?
A: =
Squash.
Q: Why do =
Jack-o-lanterns have smiles?
A: Because =
they just had their brains scooped out.
Q: What night =
this year passes up October 31st as the scariest night of the =
year?
A: November =
6th.
Q: Why did the =
Jack-o-lantern go to an AA meeting?
A: It fell off =
the wagon
Q: How did the =
jack-o-lantern win the science prize?
A: All of a =
sudden a light went on in its head.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"