FUNNY . . =
.
Funny how a =
$20 bill looks so big when you take it to =
church,
but so small =
when you take it to the grocery store.
Funny how we =
can’t think of anything to say when we pray,
but don’t =
have difficulty thinking of things to text or talk about to a =
friend.
Funny how =
long a couple of hours spent at church are,
but how short =
they are when watching a movie.
Funny how we =
get thrilled when a World Series game goes into =
extra
innings, but =
we complain when a sermon is longer than the regular =
time.
Funny how =
hard it is to read a chapter in the bible,
but how easy =
it is to read 100 pages of a best-selling novel.
Funny how =
people want to get a front seat at any game or =
concert,
but scramble =
to get a back seat at church services.
Funny how we =
need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit in a church =
event,
but can =
adjust our schedule for other activities at the last =
moment.
Funny how =
hard it is to memorize a gospel verse to tell =
others,
but how =
simple it is for the same people to understand and repeat =
gossip.
Funny how we =
believe what the internet says,
but question =
what the Bible says.
Funny how =
everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have =
to
believe, or =
to think, or to say, or do anything.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"