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10/20/18 Weekend Grif.Net – Funny?

10/20/18 Weekend Grif.Net – Funny?

FUNNY . . =
.

 

Funny how a =
$20 bill looks so big when you take it to =
church,

but so small =
when you take it to the grocery store.

 

Funny how we =
can’t think of anything to say when we pray,

but don’t =
have difficulty thinking of things to text or talk about to a =
friend.

 

Funny how =
long a couple of hours spent at church are,

but how short =
they are when watching a movie.

 

Funny how we =
get thrilled when a World Series game goes into =
extra

innings, but =
we complain when a sermon is longer than the regular =
time.

 

Funny how =
hard it is to read a chapter in the bible,

but how easy =
it is to read 100 pages of a best-selling novel.

 

Funny how =
people want to get a front seat at any game or =
concert,

but scramble =
to get a back seat at church services.

 

Funny how we =
need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit in a church =
event,

but can =
adjust our schedule for other activities at the last =
moment.

 

Funny how =
hard it is to memorize a gospel verse to tell =
others,

but how =
simple it is for the same people to understand and repeat =
gossip.

 

Funny how we =
believe what the internet says,

but question =
what the Bible says.

 

Funny how =
everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have =
to

believe, or =
to think, or to say, or do anything.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"