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10/18/18 Grif.Net – Aside

10/18/18 Grif.Net – Aside

Fun little =
“asides” from some of my friends to update their lives. And =
from the looks of some, it must be nearing election =
time:

 

Ken H asked, =
“Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you, and =
feel glad that you are alive? I just did, and apparently will not be =
allowed on this airline again.”

 

Wayne M =
shared, “Somehow I ordered Botox instead of a Bow-flex and =
although you can’t tell, I’m pretty mad.”

 

John S sagely =
advised voters in Illinois: “Vote No on Everything.  We =
don’t need it and we can’t afford =
it.”

 

Scot M =
wonders, “If I crossed a 4 leaf clover with poison ivy, would I =
get a rash of good luck?”

 

Bob said, =
“I decided to go on a road trip and not come back until I ran out =
of money. I made it halfway down the =
driveway.”

 

Barbara M =
commented, “Texas is closed today as everyone tries to find their =
jacket.”

 

John K states, =
“When I see the people who DON’T like our President, it =
makes me like him even more.”

 

Ken M opines, =
“If we all just switched to cursive and stick shift cars, we could =
cripple an entire generation.”

 

David E =
admits, “Some people won’t admit their faults. I would if I =
had any.”

 

Linda H =
quoted, “Stop being Democrat or Republican. Be honest, have =
morals, show empathy, value integrity. Be a GOOD =
HUMAN.”

 

Wayne I =
observed, “We haven’t had any more rain since it stopped =
raining.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

[email protected] www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"