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09/26/18 Grif.Net – Reports from my Friends

09/26/18 Grif.Net – Reports from my Friends

Ken H related, =
“Although I’m often late, I always gets my Halloween costume =
at least two months in advance.”

 

Christina =
said, “When I die I want the Detroit Lions to be my pallbearers so =
they can let me down one last time.”

 

Scott wrote, =
“People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a =
good electrician.”

 

Mark T said, =
“I tried using ‘beefstew’ as a password, but it was =
denied.  Computer said it wasn’t =
stroganoff.”

 

Beth posted, =
‘The average woman goes on 7 diets in her lifetime. What a joke. I =
was on 7 diets yesterday.”

 

Charlotte gave =
a pro tip: “If you stir coconut oil into your kale while cooking, =
it makes it easier to scrape into the =
trash.”

 

Ken M =
proposed, “Change is good, as long as I don’t have to do =
anything different.”

 

Wayne informed =
us, “Starbucks announced it is closing 150 stores next year.  =
And that is in just one mall.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"