[I remember =
reading a line in a book that was so well written that I closed the book =
and stared at nothing for over a minute. I love reading. And of =
course I love jokes about reading, too.]
Eunice wrote, =
“I started reading a horror novel in braille. Something bad is =
going to happen. I can feel it.”
John shared, =
“I’m so engrossed in this book on glue, I can’t put it =
down.”
Moses Hadas =
wrote the author, “Thank you for sending me a copy of your =
autobiography. I’ll waste no time reading =
it.”
Beth said, =
“I love to stay up late and party. And by party, I mean read =
books.”
Beverly Cleary =
wrote, “If you don’t see the book you want on the shelf, =
write it.”
Groucho =
opined, “Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend. Inside of a =
dog, it to too dark to read.”
Tim related, =
Sometimes I tell myself “Put down that book and get some things =
done.” Then I whisper to myself, “Be =
quiet.”
Shawn advises, =
Never read a pop-up book about giraffes.”
Markus =
related, “Be careful reading health books. You may die for a =
misprint.”
Snoopy typed, =
“It was a dark and stormy night.”
My daughter =
told me years ago, “I’m NOT addicted to reading. I can =
quit as soon as I finish one more =
chapter.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"