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09/20/18 Grif.Net – Reading Books

09/20/18 Grif.Net – Reading Books

[I remember =
reading a line in a book that was so well written that I closed the book =
and stared at nothing for over a minute.  I love reading. And of =
course I love jokes about reading, too.]

 

Eunice wrote, =
“I started reading a horror novel in braille. Something bad is =
going to happen. I can feel it.”

 

John shared, =
“I’m so engrossed in this book on glue, I can’t put it =
down.”

 

Moses Hadas =
wrote the author, “Thank you for sending me a copy of your =
autobiography. I’ll waste no time reading =
it.”

 

Beth said, =
“I love to stay up late and party.  And by party, I mean read =
books.”

 

Beverly Cleary =
wrote, “If you don’t see the book you want on the shelf, =
write it.”

 

Groucho =
opined, “Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend. Inside of a =
dog, it to too dark to read.”

 

Tim related, =
Sometimes I tell myself “Put down that book and get some things =
done.”   Then I whisper to myself, “Be =
quiet.”

 

Shawn advises, =
Never read a pop-up book about giraffes.”

 

Markus =
related, “Be careful reading health books. You may die for a =
misprint.”

 

Snoopy typed, =
“It was a dark and stormy night.”

 

My daughter =
told me years ago, “I’m NOT addicted to reading.  I can =
quit as soon as I finish one more =
chapter.”

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"