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09/12/18 Grif.Net – 6th Grade Quiz Answers

09/12/18 Grif.Net – 6th Grade Quiz Answers

[Interesting =
facts forwarded by a middle school teacher from Indiana. She thought I =
might need to learn these.]

Q: What were the first cells in your =
body?
A: Probably lonely

 

Q: Explain =
what “Free Press” means in your =
life?

A: It is when =
my mother irons my trousers so I would look nice in =
church

 

Q: Briefly =
explain what “hard” water is:

A: =
Ice

 

Q: Brian had =
36 cupcakes.  Brian ate 29 cupcakes.  What does Brian =
have?

A: =
Diabetes

 

Q:  =
Explain the major parts of the human body and function of =
each:

A: The body =
consists of three parts – the branium, the borax, and the abominable =
cavity.  The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the =
heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels.  =
There are five bowels:  a, e, i, o, and =
u.

Q: What do we =
call the science of classifying things?
A: =
Racism

 

Q: Cause =3D =
Terry practices the piano two hours every day

A: Effect =3D =
Terry becomes a nerd

 

Q: What is the =
plural of baby?

A: =
Twins

 

Q: What is a =
Haiku?

A: Five =
syllables here

Seven =
syllables there

Are you happy =
now?

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"