[Interesting =
facts forwarded by a middle school teacher from Indiana. She thought I =
might need to learn these.]
Q: What were the first cells in your =
body?
A: Probably lonely
Q: Explain =
what “Free Press” means in your =
life?
A: It is when =
my mother irons my trousers so I would look nice in =
church
Q: Briefly =
explain what “hard” water is:
A: =
Ice
Q: Brian had =
36 cupcakes. Brian ate 29 cupcakes. What does Brian =
have?
A: =
Diabetes
Q: =
Explain the major parts of the human body and function of =
each:
A: The body =
consists of three parts – the branium, the borax, and the abominable =
cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the =
heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels. =
There are five bowels: a, e, i, o, and =
u.
Q: What do we =
call the science of classifying things?
A: =
Racism
Q: Cause =3D =
Terry practices the piano two hours every day
A: Effect =3D =
Terry becomes a nerd
Q: What is the =
plural of baby?
A: =
Twins
Q: What is a =
Haiku?
A: Five =
syllables here
Seven =
syllables there
Are you happy =
now?
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"