Top ten signs you’re getting =
older:
10.You and your teeth don’t sleep =
together.
9. Your try to straighten out the wrinkles =
in your socks and discover you aren’t wearing =
any.
8. At the breakfast table you hear =
‘snap, crackle, pop’ and you’re not eating =
cereal.
7. You wonder how you could be over the =
hill when you don’t even remember being on top of =
it.
6. When you’re on vacation and your energy =
runs out before your money does..
5. The pharmacist has become your new best =
friend.
4. Your back goes out but you stay =
home.
3. The twinkle in your eye is merely a =
reflection from the sun on your bifocals.
2. When you step off a curb and look down =
one more time to make sure the street is still =
there.
And the number one sign you are getting =
older:
1. When you wake up looking like your =
driver’s license picture.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"