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09/10/18 Grif.Net – Vet Fees

09/10/18 Grif.Net – Vet Fees

One summer day a tourist from the big city visiting the =
countryside brought a dog to the local Veterinarian after its encounter =
with a porcupine.

 

After almost an hour of prying, pulling, cutting and =
stitching, he returned the dog to its owner, who asked what she =
owed.

 

"$350 dollars, ma’am," he =
answered.

 

"Now that’s simply outrageous!" she stormed. =
"That’s what’s wrong with you country people, you’re always trying =
to overcharge summer visitors. What do you do in the winter, when there =
are no tourists here to overcharge?"

 

"Raise porcupines, ma’am."

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"