One summer day a tourist from the big city visiting the =
countryside brought a dog to the local Veterinarian after its encounter =
with a porcupine.
After almost an hour of prying, pulling, cutting and =
stitching, he returned the dog to its owner, who asked what she =
"$350 dollars, ma’am," he =
"Now that’s simply outrageous!" she stormed. =
"That’s what’s wrong with you country people, you’re always trying =
to overcharge summer visitors. What do you do in the winter, when there =
are no tourists here to overcharge?"
"Raise porcupines, ma’am."
Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =