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08/29/18 Grif.Net – What my Friends Say . . .

08/29/18 Grif.Net – What my Friends Say . . .

What my =
friends are saying:

Nate =3D “I must be hot stuff. The =
cashiers around here are always checking me =
out!”

 

Robert =3D =
“A man was arrested recently for stealing an idol from a museum in =
hopes of auctioning it off.=A0 Baal has been set at =
$50,000”

 

Laurie =3D =
“Two men walked into a bar. Of course, the women =
ducked.”

 

Steve =3D =
“Why did the chicken go to the s=E9ance? To get to the other =
side.”

 

Carole =3D =
“Too old for Snapchat, too young for Life =
Alert.”

 

Scott =3D =
“I saw a sign that said, ‘Falling Rocks.’=A0 I tried =
it. It doesn’t.”

 

Sheri =3D =
“If you think I’m crazy now, wait until the Packer game is =
on.”

 

Tim =3D =
“Stalin should have known that communism doesn’t work. There were =
red flags everywhere.”

 

Margaret =3D =
“My summer diet starts with a large salad bowl. Filled with ice =
cream.”

 

Richard =3D =
“It’s so hot, I left the toilet seat up just to get an icy =
stare from my wife.”

 

Rhonda =3D =
“Somedays you can tell it is going to be a ‘does not play =
well with others’ kinda day.”

 

Ken =3D =
“Daniel slept in a lion’s den. Peter slept in a prison. =
Jesus slept in a storm. No matter your circumstances, take a =
nap.”

 

Paul =3D =
“The dinosaurs didn’t drink coffee, and we all know how that =
turned out.”

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"