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08/24/18 Grif.Net – YLYL (You Laugh, You Lose)

08/24/18 Grif.Net – YLYL (You Laugh, You Lose)

Bad =
“Dad” Jokes:

**I heard there was a kidnapping at your =
school today.  Thankfully the teacher woke him =
up.

 

**Do you know =
how to lose a kid at the Mall?  Seriously. Any tips are =
helpful.

 

**The Apple =
Store got robbed today.  Police are questioning all the iWitnesses. =

**Looking for a missing girl. Saw a pirate and asked him to keep =
an eye out for her.

 

**I’ve =
decided to become a social vegan.  I will avoid =
meet.

 

**I heard your =
math teacher is afraid of negative numbers. He should stop at nothing to =
avoid them.

 

**If womb is =
pronounced “woom” and tomb is pronounced “toom”, =
shouldn’t bomb be pronounced =
“boom”?

 

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QUIZ ANSWERS to odd facts about =
“Explorer of the Seas” Cruise Ship
1. Number of photos =
ship staff take of passengers each day

17,000

 

2. Height of =
rock climbing wall from the ocean to the top

220 ft

 

3. Total =
electric power generation (in kw)

75,600 kw

 

4. Slices of =
pizza served in a week

18,000

 

5. Pounds of =
lobster served in a week

3,500 =
lbs.

 

6. Crew members from 55 countries

1200

 

7. Gross =
tonnage

138,000 =
tons

 

8. Fuel consumption (gallons per mile) =

88 gallons

 

9.  =
Pounds of fresh fruit/vegetables in a week

110,500 lbs.

 

10. Cost of =
construction in AD 2000

$650,000,000

 

11. Fresh =
eggs used in a week

75,000

 

12. Maximum =
guest capacity

4,000

 

13. Length =
of ship in inches

12,210 =
inches

 

14. Pounds of meat (beef, chicken, pork, seafood) =
consumed in a week

130,000 lbs. =

 

15. Daily general consumption: Appetizers prepared per =
day

49,000

 

16. Daily =
general consumption: Meals prepared per day

22,000

 

17. Daily =
general consumption: Desserts prepared per day

63,000

 

18. Total =
Staterooms
1642

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"