[More off-hand =
thoughts on food and dieting]
If my body is =
a temple, then eating pancakes is my form of =
prayer.
Birthdays are =
nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
Going for a =
walk because I want to stay healthy. Taking along a bag of M&M’s =
because, well, I want to be honest here.
Pavlov walked =
into a caf=E9.=A0 His cell phone rings, and he immediately thinks, =
"Oh, no! I forgot to feed the dog.”
Never ask a =
woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she’s =
doing.
Just burned =
2,500 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while =
I nap.
I’ve just =
written a song about tortillas – actually, it’s more of a =
rap.
I love to =
joke, so asked my wife what she’s "burning up for dinner" =
tonight.=A0 Found out later it was all of my personal =
belongings.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"