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08/21/18 Grif.Net – Did You Hear that 7 8 9?

08/21/18 Grif.Net – Did You Hear that 7 8 9?

[More off-hand =
thoughts on food and dieting]

 

If my body is =
a temple, then eating pancakes is my form of =
prayer.

 

Birthdays are =
nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

 

Going for a =
walk because I want to stay healthy. Taking along a bag of M&M’s =
because, well, I want to be honest here.

 

Pavlov walked =
into a caf=E9.=A0 His cell phone rings, and he immediately thinks, =
"Oh, no! I forgot to feed the dog.”

 

Never ask a =
woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she’s =
doing.

 

Just burned =
2,500 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while =
I nap.

 

I’ve just =
written a song about tortillas – actually, it’s more of a =
rap.

 

I love to =
joke, so asked my wife what she’s "burning up for dinner" =
tonight.=A0 Found out later it was all of my personal =
belongings.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"