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08/08/18 Grif.Net – Lousy puns heard at the Clinic

08/08/18 Grif.Net – Lousy puns heard at the Clinic

[Okay, I might =
have been the one saying them]

 

Statistically, =
9 out of 10 injections are in vein.

 

Did you hear =
about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right =
now.

 

I once heard a =
joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.

 

Conjunctivitis.=
com — now, that’s a site for sore =
eyes.

 

There was a =
sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center that said ‘Keep off the =
Grass.’  Redundant, dude.

 

They wheeled =
him into the operating room without incident, and then he had a change =
of heart.

 

I don’t =
find health-related puns funny anymore since I started suffering from an =
irony deficiency.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"