[Okay, I might =
have been the one saying them]
Statistically, =
9 out of 10 injections are in vein.
Did you hear =
about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right =
now.
I once heard a =
joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.
Conjunctivitis.=
com — now, that’s a site for sore =
eyes.
There was a =
sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center that said ‘Keep off the =
Grass.’ Redundant, dude.
They wheeled =
him into the operating room without incident, and then he had a change =
of heart.
I don’t =
find health-related puns funny anymore since I started suffering from an =
irony deficiency.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"