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08/06/18 Grif.Net – Random Thoughts on Eating

08/06/18 Grif.Net – Random Thoughts on Eating

People =
are lot less judgmental when you say you ate an ‘avocado salad’ instead =
of a bowl of guacamole.

 

My diet =
always starts on a Monday morning and ends at the donuts somebody brings =
into the office later that morning.

 

I was =
never a photogenic person, because when everyone said cheese I said =
"WHERE"?

 

Spoiler alert! The milk has =
been in the fridge for three weeks.

 

Any salad can be a =
Caesar salad if you stab it enough

 

I’m not =
a doctor but I know adding cheese to anything makes it an =
antidepressant.

 

What do =
you call an academically successful slice of bread? An honor roll.  =
(If it doesn’t do well, then it’s =
toast).

 

Saying =
"super-size it" at the drive-thru window doesn’t work when =
it’s a Walgreen’s pharmacy.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"