People =
are lot less judgmental when you say you ate an ‘avocado salad’ instead =
of a bowl of guacamole.
My diet =
always starts on a Monday morning and ends at the donuts somebody brings =
into the office later that morning.
I was =
never a photogenic person, because when everyone said cheese I said =
"WHERE"?
Spoiler alert! The milk has =
been in the fridge for three weeks.
Any salad can be a =
Caesar salad if you stab it enough
I’m not =
a doctor but I know adding cheese to anything makes it an =
antidepressant.
What do =
you call an academically successful slice of bread? An honor roll. =
(If it doesn’t do well, then it’s =
toast).
Saying =
"super-size it" at the drive-thru window doesn’t work when =
it’s a Walgreen’s pharmacy.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"