are lot less judgmental when you say you ate an ‘avocado salad’ instead =
of a bowl of guacamole.
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into the office later that morning.
I was =
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Spoiler alert! The milk has =
been in the fridge for three weeks.
Any salad can be a =
Caesar salad if you stab it enough
I’m not =
a doctor but I know adding cheese to anything makes it an =
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"super-size it" at the drive-thru window doesn’t work when =
it’s a Walgreen’s pharmacy.
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"Jesus Knows Me, This I =