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08/01/18 Grif.Net – Monthly Offering

08/01/18 Grif.Net – Monthly Offering

[First of the =
month means another attempt and puntiful humor]

Not sure that my =
new tax accountant, Mr. Lou Pole, will get me out of trouble with this =
IRS audit.

 

When the =
electrician arrived home at 3 a.m. his wife asked him, “Wire =
You Insulate?”

 

Remember, a =
Universal Remote changes everything.

 

I got fired =
from my job as a chef for stealing kitchen equipment. It’s a whisk I was =
willing to take

 

I can’t believe that my brand new garden tractor fell apart. =
I’m not going to have any contact with them again, and writing the =
company a John Deere letter.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"