A musician who =
joined an orchestra on a cruise ship was having difficulty keeping time =
with the rest of the band.
Finally, the =
captain said, "Either you learn to keep time or I’ll throw you =
overboard. It’s up to you, sync or swim."
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A panhandler =
was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark on a =
three-day trip to the Bahamas.
He was caught =
by the Purser who threw him off the ship telling him, “Beggars =
can’t be cruisers.”
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They are =
running out of clever names for the new ships entering the cruise =
industry so I thought I’d help:
*SS Dock =
Holiday
*SS Seas the =
Day
*SS Pier =
Pressure
*SS Bacon in =
the Sun
*SS =
Breakin’ Wind
*SS =
Seaduction
*SS Xanax =
*SS It’s =
Aboat Time
*SS Vitamin =
Sea
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"