I hope when I =
inevitably choke to death on gummy bears my obituary will just say I was =
killed by bears and leave it at that.
Why am I =
bothering to eat this chocolate? I might as well apply it directly to my =
thighs.
‘Little&#=
8217; and ‘often’ on some diet programs doesn’t mean a trip =
to the refrigerator every 15 minutes.
The best =
reducing exercise is to shake the head violently from side to side when =
offered a second helping.
It’s here in =
the Health Farm rules: Eating the furniture is thought of as =
cheating.
I was doing =
quite well till I got hooked on diet crackers.
There was only =
one occasion in my life when I put myself on a strict diet, and that was =
the most miserable afternoon I’ve ever spent.
Liquid diets – =
the powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with =
water.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"