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07/17/18 Grif.Net – Diet Week, Day Two

07/17/18 Grif.Net – Diet Week, Day Two

I worry about =
scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all =
along.

 

About the only =
time losing is more fun than winning is when you’re fighting =
temptation.

 

If it wasn’t =
for wrestling with my conscience, I’d get no exercise at =
all.

 

No man in the =
world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one =
peanut.

 

Diets are no =
good without exercise, so my dinner’s on the garage roof and my wife has =
hidden the ladder.

 

Eat that last =
pea and you’re over your calorie count.

 

Strength is =
the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare =
hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.

 

You know =
you’ve been dieting too long when you hear yourself say, =
“MMM!  Poached carrots!”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"