I worry about =
scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all =
along.
About the only =
time losing is more fun than winning is when you’re fighting =
temptation.
If it wasn’t =
for wrestling with my conscience, I’d get no exercise at =
all.
No man in the =
world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one =
peanut.
Diets are no =
good without exercise, so my dinner’s on the garage roof and my wife has =
hidden the ladder.
Eat that last =
pea and you’re over your calorie count.
Strength is =
the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare =
hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.
You know =
you’ve been dieting too long when you hear yourself say, =
“MMM! Poached carrots!”
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"