[Next week =
we’ll devote a whole week of humor to my failing diet =
attempts]
My new diet =
consists of seven cheat days each week.
Actually, the =
second day of a diet is easier than the first. By the second day, =
I’m off it.
The most =
restraint I ever show is when I allow cookie dough to be baked into =
cookies.
I always eat =
the entire carton of ice cream at one sitting so I will not be tempted =
to eat ice cream later.
I’m =
thinking of increasing the number of days I lie about going to the =
gym.
My doctor said =
I should not have intimate dinners for four, unless, of course, there =
are three other people present.
My =
wife made me a green hamburger to celebrate St Patrick’s Day. I =
asked her how she colored it and she said she didn’t know what I was =
talking about.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"