[Interesting (and sometimes absurd) new and old =
signs seen on churches]
"Do you think ice cream is great? Just wait =
until you try our Sundays!"
"We need kneeology not theology." =
"Exercise your soul, walk with God" =
"Serving Soul Food This Sunday" and =
on the other side of the sign:
"Ask for the Holy Ghost Special" =
"All of our seats come with first class =
service"
"To avoid burning, use =
Sonblock"
"Come in for a Breath of fresh =
Prayer"
"Vote theocrat"
"You catch ’em, He’ll clean =
’em"
"Liberals – Just Keep Driving" =
"You think it’s hot =
here?"
"Sermon: Eternal Retribution. All are =
welcome."
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"