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07/06/18 Grif.Net – Church Signs for the Summer

07/06/18 Grif.Net – Church Signs for the Summer

[Interesting (and sometimes absurd) new and old =
signs seen on churches]

 

"Do you think ice cream is great? Just wait =
until you try our Sundays!"

 

"We need kneeology not theology." =

 

"Exercise your soul, walk with God" =

 

"Serving Soul Food This Sunday"  and =
on the other side of the sign:

"Ask for the Holy Ghost Special" =

 

"All of our seats come with first class =
service"

 

"To avoid burning, use =
Sonblock"

 

"Come in for a Breath of fresh =
Prayer"

 

"Vote theocrat"

 

"You catch ’em, He’ll clean =
’em"

 

"Liberals – Just Keep Driving" =

 

"You think it’s hot =
here?"

 

"Sermon: Eternal Retribution. All are =
welcome."

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"