[Actual signs in restaurants, some with my comments =
added]
NO WIFI. Talk to each other. Pretend it’s =
1995.
Today’s special: Nothing. Nothing is special. =
You are not special. Order off the menu. (Sounds like bad episode =
with the soup Nazi)
Soup of the =
Day: Tears of our competitors.
Wanted: =
Waitress 18-25 years old, 20-years’ experience.
Look down. =
If you are wearing socks with your sandals, we are closed. (WAIT! =
I resemble that remark)
New =
Management: Old owner addicted to hokey-pokey, but we turned it =
around.
Now hiring full-time losers. (Obviously, anyone =
working there can’t get real jobs)
Enjoy our un =
eatable feast. (I think someone stole the “b” in the =
sign)
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"