07/03/18 Grif.Net – MORE Signs in Restaurants

07/03/18 Grif.Net – MORE Signs in Restaurants

[Actual signs in restaurants, some with my comments =

NO WIFI. Talk to each other. Pretend it’s =


Today’s special: Nothing. Nothing is special. =
You are not special. Order off the menu.  (Sounds like bad episode =
with the soup Nazi)


Soup of the =
Day: Tears of our competitors.


Wanted: =
Waitress 18-25 years old, 20-years’ experience.


Look down. =
If you are wearing socks with your sandals, we are closed.  (WAIT! =
I resemble that remark)


New =
Management: Old owner addicted to hokey-pokey, but we turned it =


Now hiring full-time losers.  (Obviously, anyone =
working there can’t get real jobs)


Enjoy our un =
eatable feast.  (I think someone stole the “b” in the =



Dr Bob Griffin = =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =