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07/03/18 Grif.Net – MORE Signs in Restaurants

07/03/18 Grif.Net – MORE Signs in Restaurants

[Actual signs in restaurants, some with my comments =
added]

NO WIFI. Talk to each other. Pretend it’s =
1995.

 

Today’s special: Nothing. Nothing is special. =
You are not special. Order off the menu.  (Sounds like bad episode =
with the soup Nazi)

 

Soup of the =
Day: Tears of our competitors.

 

Wanted: =
Waitress 18-25 years old, 20-years’ experience.

 

Look down. =
If you are wearing socks with your sandals, we are closed.  (WAIT! =
I resemble that remark)

 

New =
Management: Old owner addicted to hokey-pokey, but we turned it =
around.

 

Now hiring full-time losers.  (Obviously, anyone =
working there can’t get real jobs)

 

Enjoy our un =
eatable feast.  (I think someone stole the “b” in the =
sign)

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"