Heard =
that college students on the big island of Hawaii are graduating Magma =
Come Loud.
I’ve =
learned that Geology rocks, but Geography is where it’s =
at.
It you =
can’t learn to do it well, you should learn to enjoy doing it =
badly.
When I taught =
freshman English, I asked students to use the word =
‘classified’ in a sentence.
One wrote, “I would =
have passed this class if I’d studied =
harder.”
Powerful sermon at the seminary =
graduation. Even the D.Min.s believed, and trembled.
When I =
left for college, my parents threw a going away party for me, according =
to their letter.
It costs a lot of money to date =
on a college-student budget. I took a girl out to dinner one night. I =
said, “What’ll you have”?
She =
said, “I guess I’ll have steak and =
lobster.”
I said, “Guess =
again.”
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This =
I Love!"