[Real signs posted in restaurants’ windows, with =
some of my comments added after]
Chinese =
magic: All winter fat changed here into spring rolls.
Pilates? =
Close. We offer “pie” and “lattes”. (Now, =
THAT is a place for my next workout)
Open 8 days =
a week; closed Sundays.
Look down. =
If you are wearing socks with your sandals, we are closed. (WAIT! =
I resemble that remark)
Soup of the =
Day: Whiskey. (I want to ask “and what?” but then I =
thought maybe it was just a rich broth)
Buy 3 =
dinners for the price of 3. (What a =
bargain!)
Eat here or we both will starve. (Probably the =
most honest sign I’ve seen lately)
Can’t =
turn water into wine, but can turn tacos into =
breakfast.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"