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06/14/18 Grif.Net – Finding Jesus

06/14/18 Grif.Net – Finding Jesus

A slightly inebriated man stumbled into a baptismal =
service on a Sunday afternoon down by the river.  He proceeded to =
wander into the water and stood next to the Minister.  =

 

The Minister turned, noticed the old drunk and =
said, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?"

 

The =
drunk looks back and says, "Yes sir, I am."

 

The =
Minister then dunked the fellow under the water and pulled him right =
back up.

 

"Give us your testimony. How did you find =
Jesus?" the Minister asked.

 

"I didn’t!" said the =
drunk.

 

The Minister then dunked him under for quite a bit =
longer, brought him up and said, "Now brother, have you found Jesus =
yet?"

 

"No sir, I did not!" said the man =
again.

 

Disgusted, the Minister held the man under for at =
least 30 seconds this time, brought him up and demanded, "For the =
grace of God, have you found Jesus yet?"

 

The =
old drunk wiped his eyes and pleaded, "Are you sure this is where =
he fell in?"

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"