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05/22/18 Grif.Net – Month of PUns, #16

05/22/18 Grif.Net – Month of PUns, #16

[MAY IS =
A MONTH OF PUNS.  Each weekday, we will share a couple truly bad =
word-plays, puns and groaners.]

Q: Bob, =
why do French eat snails?
A: They don’t like fast =
food.

 

Q: Bob, =
what really grinds your gears?
A: People who borrow my sports car but =
don’t know how to drive a stick shift.

 

Q: Bob, =
how can you tell which is a female ant or male =
ant?

A: Put then in water. The girl =
ant will sink and the boy ant will float.

 

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Dr Bob =
Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"