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05/04/18 Grif.Net – Month of PUns, #4

05/04/18 Grif.Net – Month of PUns, #4

[MAY IS =
A MONTH OF PUNS.=A0 Each weekday, we will share a couple truly bad =
word-plays, puns and groaners.]

Our bakery has Obi Wan cannoli on =
sale for today only.

 

Our =
caf=E9 is offering Wookie Steak sandwiches on May the 4th, but =
personally I thought they were a little Chewie.

 

Our =
internet provider today is opening all PDF files free with their new =
Adobe Wan Kenobi program.

Our =
garden club invited Yoda to speak today because they heard he had a =
green thumb.

 

Okay. =
Enough.=A0 On this special ‘Star Wars Day’, I will quit.=A0 =
Metaphors be with you.

 

~~

Dr Bob =
Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"