[My friends share =
some odd “status updates” but these tell me a lot about each =
of them.]
Scott wrote, “I tried to make reservations at the =
library, but couldn’t. They said they were all =
booked.”
Wayne wrote, =
“I was absolutely furious until I finally understood my deacons =
were calling me incompetent, not =
incontinent.”
Ken wrote, =
“At my age, I get sore doing =
nothing.”
Sue wrote, “I =
sent my six-month old baby off to the military. He ended up in the =
infantry.”
Richard wrote, =
“Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a =
scoop of ice cream fall out of the cone.”
John wrote, =
“Come to Chicago for the food. Stay because you’ve =
been murdered.”
Paul wrote, =
“Don’t ever let anyone tell you that fairytales aren’t =
real. I wake up every morning and drink a potion made from magic =
beans that brings me back to life.”
Marilyn wrote, =
“Eventually you reach a point when you stop lying about your age =
and start bragging. I love to hear people say ‘You don’t look that =
old’."
Alex wrote, =
“Don’t forget, tonight the moon will be visible from =
earth. The last time this happened was . . . last =
night.”
Tom wrote, =
“Is an argument between two vegans still called a =
"beef"?
Steve wrote, =
“I’d give up sarcasm but that would leave interpretive dance =
as my only means of communication.”
~~=
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows =
Me, This I Love!"